Jokes

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Ah Beng bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone and said, “My mobile number has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 and now it is 6610.”

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in school? He is the only one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

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Ah Beng : Why are all those people running?

Man : This is a race. The winner will get the cup

Ah Beng : If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night

Doctor : Take this tablet, you will be ok

Ah Beng : Can I take this tomorrow? Tonight is final game

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Ah Beng : If I die, will you remarry?

Wife : No. I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die, will you remarry?

Ah Beng : No. I’ll stay with your sister too

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Ah Beng complained to the police, “Sir, all items are missing, except the tv in my house.”

Police : How the thief didn’t take that tv?

Ah Beng : I was watcing tv news

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Ah Beng told his servant : Go and water the plants!

Servant : It’s already raining

Ah Beng : So what? Take an umbrella and go!

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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the evening and not in the morning. Ah Beng replied that Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

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Hahaha jangan protes kalo jayuz…. Sekian dan terima kasiiiihhh